Char Kway Teow

Instructions

1. Mix Sauce together.
2. Do not attempt to pull noodles apart while cold and hard - they break. 
3. Place whole packet in microwave, heat on high for 1 1/2 minutes - 2 minutes until warm and pliable, not hot, turning packet over as needed.
4. Handle carefully and measure out 500g/1 lb noodles into a heatproof bowl. Separate noodles stuck together.
5. If noodles become cold and brittle before cooking, cover with cling wrap and microwave for 30 seconds to make warm (not hot, just warm) to reduce breakage.
6. Cook using Base Recipe (capable cooks) or Easier Method.
7. Heat lard and 1 tbsp oil in a wok or very large heavy based skillet over high heat. Swirl around the wok.
8. When it starts smoking, add prawns. Cook for 30 seconds.
9. Add garlic, stir for 10 seconds.
10. Add noodles, then using both hands on the handle, toss 4 times until coated with oil (or gently fold using a spatula + wooden spoon, see video).
11. Add Chinese sausage and fish cake, toss or gently fold 4 times.
12. Add bean sprouts and garlic chives, toss or gently fold 6 times.
13. Push everything to one side, add remaining 1 tbsp oil. Add egg and cook, moving it around until mostly set - about 1 minute. Use wooden spoon to chop it up roughly.
14. Pour Sauce over noodles, then toss to disperse Sauce through the noodles. Pause between tosses to give the noodles a chance to caramelise on the edges.
15. Serve immediately!
16. Heat 1 tbsp oil in a large non stick skillet over high heat.
17. When heated, add shrimp and cook for 1 1/2 minutes until just cooked through, then remove into bowl
18. Add Chinese sausage and fish cake, and cook for 1 minute until sausage is caramelised, then add to bowl.
19. Add 1 tbsp oil then add egg and cook, pushing in the edges to make a thick omelette. Once set, chop it up roughly using a wooden spoon (see video), then add to bowl.
20. Add bean sprouts and cook for about 1 minute until just starting to wilt, then add to bowl.
21. Add lard. Once melted and starting to smoke, add garlic then immediately add noodles. Fold gently 4 times using a spatula + wooden spoon (see video) just to disperse oil through noodles.
22. Tip all the other ingredients back in plus the chives. Fold gently twice, then pour all the Sauce over.
23. Gently toss 4 to 6 times to disperse the sauce, pausing in between to allow the noodles to have a chance to caramelise on the edges a bit.
24. Remove from stove and serve immediately.